Cumber-some : Green Glass

Fresh from the garden and straight to your cravings, meet the Cumber-some—the cucumber-inspired glass wand that’s way too big for the salad bowl. Thick, juicy, and unapologetically bold, this one doesn’t just tease… it takes over.

Handcrafted from smooth borosilicate glass, it glides with zero fuss and all satisfaction. Keep it cool for a refreshing bite or warm it up for a slow, steamy ride—the Cumber-some bends to your mood (without actually bending, because glass, babe 💅).

✨ Why it’s a big dill:

• 🥒 Chunky, girthy, and gloriously green

• 💦 Body-safe, smooth, and easy to clean

• 🔥❄️ Loves temperature play (fridge-fresh or hot-n-heavy)

• 😏 Cheeky, bold, and just a little too much—in the best way

The Cumber-some isn’t shy—it’s here to overwhelm in the most delicious way possible. Go on, take a bite of the big dill.